valerossi

Little asian homo with huge bunghole and tiny dick.

Originaly from HK, migrated to Canada since he heard they allow gay mariages.

Extremly gay.
It's the gayest living thing known to man.

He's always on net forums trying to lure man meat.

Check R1 Forums and you'll find this homo sucker

by jack April 18, 2005

valeria

someone who walks around thinking shes the best with tons of guys flirting with her just becase of her butt and her boobs. not even that pretty kinda ok actually VERY annoying steals everyone from sexy people like me

valeria: oh that guy is cute
me: i know him! I have liked him for years
guy: valeria is hot

by womangirl May 19, 2013

darth vader

Contrary to popular belief Darth Vader is really a fairly pitiful villain. When he was young he went by his true name, Annikan Skywalker, and was basically just a pain-in-the-ass crybaby who never really did much besides win a pod race and beat a weak apprentice (Darth Tyranus). He was later defeated by Obi Wan and became a pitiful excuse for a human being. After being rebuilt into a badass looking cyborg who pwned some underlings with the choke(the one truly great thing he did) he was beaten by his son. Basically, he seems like an amazing villain, but if you look close he is nothing much, he just has a great image.

cool things:outfit, breathing, force choke, sounds awesome, wipes out some sand people in rage, force choke(it simply has to be said again, it is truly amazing)

crappy things:beaten by Luke(who was whiney and un-cool), beaten terribly and utterly by Tyranus in Episode II, was second in command to a non-force user on the ship he was on in Episode IV, whines ALL the time and cries as teen Annikan, loses to Obi Wan(and loses most of his limbs), never even becomes a master

by therob June 24, 2005

Valeriy

A valeriy is a person who can jump extremely high. comes from valeriy brumel who is regarded as one of the greatest Olympic high jumpers of all time

Did that guy just jump over that fence? hes definitely a valeriy

by Jet50 April 29, 2011

Dark Vader

Somone who is renowned for being shady towards thier "friends", a person who will ditch you instead of include you in an activity.

A type of person who is sly, shady and dark towards their so called "friends", hence contracting the name Dark Vader

BOB: Hey Dave what are you upto tonight? fancy a few beers with the lads?

DAVE: errm errm na errm, i'm really tired, sorry i have to go now... *hangs up*
(Dave is on the way to the pub already)

BOB: *sends text message* - AHHHH HAHAHA YOU LITTLE DARK VADER! I HOPE U DISAPEAR INTO THE SHADOWS DARK ONE!

by GBX March 26, 2008

Valerie

Has a cool brother but is rude to him also likes him brothers friend Alex

Valerie is a girl

by You and me are family May 9, 2019

Valerie

Valerie is a very shy girl the first time you meet her, but once you get to know her she is very funny, kind and sweet. Valerie loves making donations to people even if it is just to the smallest organization. During her free time (if she ever has free time) you could find her on stage doing a musical, singing or playing a sport, especially a volleyball. Valerie loves everyone and will except everyone. She also will say "I am not good enough", or "why am I not good enough" a lot. She is very pretty. She has brown eyes and dark brownish hair. She is the kind of boy crazy. Valerie Also loves a good party. She is loved by all the parents. Now this one is a warning if you get on Valerie's bad side you are dead. Also, don't be mean to he friends or you will die. Valerie acts stong on the outside but on the inside, she could be a total wreck. If you say one rude thing to her she will melt your whole heart. Valerie is just an all-around amazing person.

"Did you see Valerie?"
"Yea isn't she gorgeous today?"

"She is always gorgeous!"

by vnw_0808 March 16, 2020