valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020

Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed

A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."

by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019

Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.

“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube

by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

Valentin

Young blonde German boy that fucks all bitches around. No matter which party he is at, there is not enough alcohol for Valentin. No teacher is secure of his fun and no girl of his 15'' dick.

Oh no, it's Valentin

by merlsadan December 31, 2016

[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked

Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day

by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

Valentine's day

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though

Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga

by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021