Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.

Jimmy left an uncle fester in the mens room.

by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004

Uncle Vic

Slang term used by Vicodin addicts to describe, you guessed it, Vicodin.

Hey, man, you got some Uncle Vic for me?

by The Original OG April 2, 2003

Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise reckless actions (that usually involves excessive killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.

Israel has a right to defend itself, but its recent actions in Lebanon is an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.

by Del360 September 10, 2008

Everyone and their uncle

Old saying inferring that a shitload of people are doing something or are somewhere.

1. Everyone and their uncle is saying pwned nowadays. n00bs!
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)

by Zac p March 19, 2008

unclean

A sick, disgusting person.

He is such an unclean

by anonymous March 12, 2003

uncessed

To be more than obsessed.

"Look at that guy, he's uncessed with booze"

by Nitchie May 30, 2006

Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010