by Mad Dog 9 August 27, 2025
Get the Turbo Cuntmug. You won't hear me
But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen (listen, listen)
Then within your senses
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats when you run for cover (cover, cover)
You can't retreat, I spy like no other
Then we race together
We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear, I pull you tighter to me
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast, it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry
But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen (listen, listen)
Then within your senses
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats when you run for cover (cover, cover)
You can't retreat, I spy like no other
Then we race together
We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear, I pull you tighter to me
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast, it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode (explode)
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode (explode)
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
by Death Menace May 15, 2023
Get the Turbo Lovermug. 'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass
by sliceofacake March 9, 2022
Get the turbo dumpymug. A low-quality (But good and fun) 2014 vehicle crash test simulator game made by Secret Exit Ltd. Has 32 maps, 39 vehicles and 8 characters that are listed here: Mr. Dismount (Main character), Ms. Dismount, Mr. Heft, Ms. Bumblebee, Mr. Reach, Mr. Stalwart, Ms. Diva and Mr. Ego. There are also npc cars with no view of what's in it, and they don't have damage models. You don't always drive the car, you can drive on driving mode that pops up when switching car routes, but in both cases, no matter if you drive it yourself or not, you have to launch the car, and depending on when you release, the launch strenght will be more. You can also customise the maps with obstacles, which there are 22 of (Excluding empty square) that range from ramps to several road blocks. You can also choose a route for the character to go, and you can drive yourself but if you're on pc you can't use WASD to steer it. Overall a pretty fun game. I don't know if it's only me, but it doesn't show up on Play Store and on Steam it costs... well the cost changes over time. It also has a 2nd game, Turbo Dismount 2. Right now, as I'm writing this on 17th of February 2025, Turbo Dismount 2 is in early access. Check my other article with the name Turbo Dismount 2 to know further.
Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025
Get the Turbo Dismountmug. Someone who has never been within a 1 mile radius of a women's touch, however this being loves to try and snake anyone's girl despite never actually seeing one.
by BruhSandwich October 26, 2019
Get the Turbo Tivmug. 
