when your man is gonna go out with his buddies and you dont fully trust him. you drink some tuna water and give him head before he goes out so if another chick is to go down there it isnt gonna smell good
Man my chick tuna boated me, I aint gonna get any strange tonight!!!!
tuna fish is a sketchy little mother f***** that follows dog walkers around down town at midnight with a green flashlight. when found, the tuna fish will escape with its hands in its pockets hiding away the shame of being found by an awesome person. tuna fish arent agressive, but they are clever and will tickle people to the point of orgasms.
Before climax, pull out and tuck your dick under your butt and blow your load
Person1: bro allison totally let me give her a tuna sub last night in bed
Person2: isnt that where before climax, you pull out and blow your load from under your ass?
Person1: yea bro
When one orders a tuna suprise at a vending machine this is what happens...
1) You put your money in the machine and press the corresponding number.
2) Nothing. Nothing happens for about 90 seconds. Most peoplewill think that the long wait is the suprise and as they are about to turn away...
3) An arm hoding a large fish appears from the vending machine and slaps you, and a voice says "Suprise bitch!"
Omar: Hey Azeem, have you tried that 'tuna suprise'?
Azeem: No, should I?
Yossee: Yes.