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Touchscream

Touchscream -origin from touchscreen, usual phones.
Touchscream is the noise made by touchscreen phone users when frustrated by lack or response or the wrong application opening.
Sending sexy text to partner but end up sending text to parent-result touchscream
by radiator dust October 9, 2011
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Touchings

What people at New Hyde Park Memorial Highschool do for fun. Touchings is a game for everyone and anyone. In simplar words it’s people tazing eachother with their hands specifically in the “touching zone”. You are getting bored at Sophia’s house. Chris and ryan chase Mary and Emma with the touchings.... whole room goes wild chasing eachother like 5 year olds.
“Emma is planning on giving Ryan the touchings right now.”
I just got the touchings, now I’m mad.”
“OHHH TOUCHINGS? TAKE, PLEASE”
by Negativenancy321 January 28, 2019
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Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
by la luchadore October 30, 2010
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knob touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.
"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."
by Duffman September 28, 2003
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No-Touch Lesbians

The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.
Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!
by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012
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Touch it in the back

1. A euphemism for gay sex between two men.
Ace: "Hey, you wanna touch it in the back?"

Gary: "Oh yeah!"
by BeardoFinder March 5, 2008
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go touch yourself

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.
1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.
by George Buckington January 28, 2006
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