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Mommy Pains

When a woman has the desire to have children. This desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. These emotions are often accompanied with butterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.
"Yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. I told her we'll have to wait 'til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again."
by motivator0811 August 19, 2011
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Window Pains

liek ohemjay d00d u just got h4><0r3d bai teh Window Pains
by MaximumOverdrive February 24, 2009
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Seesaw of Pain

(n) a sexual position in which a male enters his penis into the female's pee hole
That's not kinky enough for me, let's seesaw of pain tonight!
by oouuuuch January 13, 2010
mugGet the Seesaw of Painmug.

penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product
John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."
by Balls4all May 30, 2005
mugGet the penis painmug.

Abdomenal pain

person in question has just been knocked up, but does not know this yet.
Shirly: I have abdomenal pain.

Matt: Bietch, you're pregnant.
by The real WEB MD October 20, 2008
mugGet the Abdomenal painmug.

T-Pain

A catchy rapper/R&B singer who somewhat resembles Willy Wonka and uses an excessive amount of auto tune, although he can sing great without it.
Person 1: Have you ever heard T-Pain sing without auto tune?

Person 2: Yes he is good without it, but he uses it because that's his preferred style.
by jjrrddnn July 1, 2011
mugGet the T-Painmug.

pain game

People taking turns to hit each others hands with as much force as possible until one person taps out twice to aviod any more pain.
by Giggler-J April 5, 2016
mugGet the pain gamemug.

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