by Hdidjdjdjdn July 15, 2017
Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
by Denim Jeanes September 05, 2018
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 19, 2017
A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.
Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!
by Ruby loscerman May 02, 2019
the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".
by Martin 123 November 07, 2019
by Doonie Van October 17, 2020
A Hypocritical homophobe !!!
TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
by A true penis lover February 12, 2010