The Vole Theory is a commonly used term to describe having sex with someone small enough so that you only have to use one hand. This leaves the other hand free to do more important things, eg. Playing Playstation or using your TV remote.
The theory derives from the similarities of the consenting small person to a rodent creature such as a vole.
The theory derives from the similarities of the consenting small person to a rodent creature such as a vole.
The Vole Theory can be used in phrases such as:
"I would vole that"
"I'd like to volulate her"
"That's Voltastic!"
"I would vole that"
"I'd like to volulate her"
"That's Voltastic!"
by Mikerocksyourface April 08, 2007
an trend that involves ANYTHING, being put in an photo shop ice berg and a bunch of stuff that's bizarre, its so popular, even TV shows have been put into this trend.
iceberg theory
by someone else thats not u March 02, 2021
A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.
Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"
Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"
Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"
by McJazzerVEVO October 20, 2019
by Nairda Seyer October 07, 2008
A theory pioneered by R. Khan that predicts the number of arrangements (A) there are for a number, n, of cross-over points in the loop. It turns out, after much study, A = 2n.
In a loop with 2 crossover points, there are 4 different arrangements. I learned this using LOOP THEORY!
by MathScribe February 25, 2009
The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.
This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.
This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.
by EmreLovesMilfs May 10, 2022
in final fantasy 7 a one professor Hojo theorised that
the cells of JENOVA if ever detached from the main body
would seek to re-assemble" and anyone who was implanted with JENOVA cells after sephiroths "death" (being controled by the JENOVA cells) would travel to the
northern cave were JENOVA once was to reunite the lost parts. The sephiroth clones who had the cells form Hojo's expiraments traveld to the northern crater and were killed my the manifestation of sephiroth and dumped into the life stream so basicly the reunion theroy is: once any cells of JENOVA are removed, they would seek to re-attach, thus causing the "reunion"
the cells of JENOVA if ever detached from the main body
would seek to re-assemble" and anyone who was implanted with JENOVA cells after sephiroths "death" (being controled by the JENOVA cells) would travel to the
northern cave were JENOVA once was to reunite the lost parts. The sephiroth clones who had the cells form Hojo's expiraments traveld to the northern crater and were killed my the manifestation of sephiroth and dumped into the life stream so basicly the reunion theroy is: once any cells of JENOVA are removed, they would seek to re-attach, thus causing the "reunion"
"reunion... sephiroth..."
p.s. the "sephiroth clones" are the guys in the black robes.
reunion theory
p.s. the "sephiroth clones" are the guys in the black robes.
reunion theory
by joshxx April 03, 2007