Guy: *installs minecraft mods through a totally legal website*
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus
by Literally a person December 25, 2019
Get the Virusmug. by Jamierrier May 13, 2020
Get the Corona Virusmug. A deadly digital virus caused by the one and only rosé it's unstoppable, your worsé with slowysé start autocorrectingsé into the sé languagsé
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by Im_dyinghelp May 10, 2020
Get the Sé Virusmug. A virus created by Umbrella Corp, a pharmaceutical company that used it as a bio weapon. The T virus is not a virus, rather a strain of virus. It was heavily “upgraded” to make more resistant hosts.
The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:
1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.
Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:
1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.
Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
Survivor: a zombie just scratched me! What gonna happen to me now!
Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.
Survivor: what?
Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.
Survivor: oh
Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.
Survivor: what?
Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.
Survivor: oh
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
Get the T-virusmug. A proxy virus is a virus that does not let you view a site. This virus can only be obtained by watching porn.
proxy virus: httpProxy.createServer(function (req, res, proxy) {
proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {
host: 'secure.target.host',
port: 443,
https: true
});
}).listen(8000);
proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {
host: 'secure.target.host',
port: 443,
https: true
});
}).listen(8000);
by Ibbs June 4, 2014
Get the proxy virusmug. <.0.6.7.6.0.>Through Artificial Insemination By Donor, Eyes Are The Print Of THe Brain, Facial Recognition Is A consolidated Suppositorry, Which Is, Also Human Immunodeficiency Virus, And Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome<.0.6.7.6.0.>
<.0.6.7.6.0.>Through Artificial Insemination By Donor, Eyes Are The Print Of THe Brain, Facial Recognition Is A consolidated Suppositorry, Which Is, Also Human Immunodeficiency Virus, And Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome<.0.6.7.6.0.>
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>Through Artificial Insemination By Donor, Eyes Are The Print Of THe Brain, Facial Recognition Is A consolidated Suppositorry, Which Is, Also Human Immunodeficiency Virus, And Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.
"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021
Get the Virusmug.