Monkey Gut

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”

“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.

"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"

by NZ Gary January 12, 2010

Nook Monkey

One who rests in between the bosoms of another woman.

OMG, Billy Bob is always taking naps on my bosoms! What a nook monkey...

by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 3, 2010

dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.

I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!

by ZachMUT January 17, 2017

yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011

Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick

That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey

by Taydev January 4, 2009

Pot monkey

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money

this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share

by zippo420 August 6, 2011