slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard September 20, 2008
When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
by Davian Dent October 13, 2015
Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.
by Ragnex March 24, 2005
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by Taydev January 05, 2009
“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012