Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

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brazillian lap dance

A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing

Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.

by Capt cheeze dick March 21, 2017

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Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 05, 2025

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glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.

1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"

by prohobbit September 28, 2018

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Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.

They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it

by ihopesheseethis November 21, 2023

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