Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!
by John Wiehe January 22, 2007
A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman December 29, 2015
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by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019
The act of trying to maintain an erection while the girl you're trying to bang (or, "dunk") does or says things that would otherwise render you flacid.
"Bro, if I didn't Scott the Dunk with my left hand through my pocket, I wouldn't have been able to bang that ugly liberal broad who wouldn't shut up about how much better off we world be if Hillary Clinton was the one elected president. "
by Mr.Awesome a.k.a Mitch September 29, 2017
Epa dunk is a swedish tupe of music mostly used by Epa-raggare. Epa dunk can also be used by wannabe epa raggare.
by My_name_is_ August 24, 2023