junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in

I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then

by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019

Carpet Mafia

Another term for crabs/pubic lice

Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?

Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.

by CharaChan July 10, 2021

carpet pussy

when you are getting dicked down or are dicking down a partner on carpeted floor and get rug burn

“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it”

by glitter clit February 29, 2020

Carpet Dope

Dope made from the fibers of carpet. Usually a carpet & coke mixture will give a economic high to those less fortunate people living in urban cities

Terrell got a hold of some carpet dope the other night. We snorted it all night long and didnt even have to break a $100.

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps May 10, 2012

carpet soldier

A man notoriously known to seek out lesbians and convert them into being straight by means of flirting, dating, and/or sex.

Guy 1: Dude, john is such a carpet soldier.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.

by Alkyd Norm February 27, 2017

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips February 02, 2012