by Lashod_99 January 13, 2017
by Lashod_99 January 13, 2017
by JRodus April 23, 2017
by four20lady May 28, 2021
A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
by SPELLING May 16, 2023
A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.
Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
by Dank Shrink September 23, 2019
"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"
"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"
"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"
"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
by DJS1800 August 26, 2018