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whale cunt

A female who has has 16 kids
by cunt lsut September 23, 2016
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whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.
"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."
by Kurt Waggoner November 19, 2007
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Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.
"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."
by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012
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Whale songs

When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".
Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.

Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.
by wDawks May 12, 2018
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Whale Planet

A girl or guy of especially large size in terms of weight. Pretty much a really fat person; so fat that they resemble whales & or planets.
"That chick Carly is so fat!" - Guy #1
"I know! She's like a whale." - Guy #2
"No more like a planet." - Guy #1
"SHE'S A WHALE PLANET!" - Guy #1 & 2
by Donny Ca$h December 3, 2010
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Whale Doggin

Successful, technical, intricate soloing on stringed instruments – most commonly electric guitar at a rapid tempo. Formerly known as “shredding” or “ripping”

Other Forms: Whale Dogg, Whale Doggs, Whale Doggable, or Whale Dogginized

Historic background: Word was created to replace shredding which was usurped by Snow boarding and skiing community.
Whoa dude, look at Steve Vai…he’s totally Whale Doggin!

That was some freaking awesome Whale Doggin, bro!

Hey man, way to Whale Dogg!

That dude totally Whale Doggs!

That guitar is totally Whale Doggable.

The first time I heard Joe Satriani, I became Whale Dogginized.
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Prime Whale

The equivalent of awesome, cool, great, etc.
"Yooo Chris is your name from XCOM? Have you played 4 yet? That shit is prime whale!"

"Fucken lit prime whalin"
by NilosGames May 19, 2018
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