Turkish twinky

The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player

Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky

Eric: me too

by Ohididntmeantohurtyourfeelings January 3, 2022

Twinkie Bear

A large hairy gay man who is usually the dominant one, but sometimes will shave his whole body and let his boyfriend "pitch."

Nathen is a real masculine fella, but he's defiantly the twinkie bear type.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 23, 2022

Twinkie

(Noun) The act of a male cumming inside another male. An alternate version of the classic “cream pie”. With a play on the word Twink :

Yo, I can,t hangout tonight because I’m gonna twinkie Phillip

by Bread Moulton July 6, 2019

Pinky twinky

Same definition as a Eskimo buddy.

“hey man I heard me and you was pinky Twinkys,” “what the fuck is that mean,” “we done fucking slept in the same goddamn pink what cha think?” Pinky twinky

by Espadesmaximus November 28, 2020

Pooped a Twinkie

to recoil in horror

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011

Twinkie

$30 dollars

Man lemme get a Twinkie until pay day.

by 69dine January 13, 2019

Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".

The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"

by B.A.A. November 25, 2025