teste-mony

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

by nygs January 15, 2008

spoon test

The Spoon Test is a way to check if a person is asleep. If you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you "spoon" them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their buttocks into your groin-ial region. If they writhe away, they are likely awake. If they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. The Spoon Test is a very inaccurate test.

Did you Spoon Test Jerry? I Swear he's faking.

Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.

by Steven Wizzleteats December 16, 2015

Testing Hangover

The feeling one gets after participating in a) Challenging test, b) Long, strenuous test, and/or c) A test in which one had no clue about what any of the questions were about. The feeling includes tiredness for a few days, induced feelings of senioritis, the will to say fuck school, headaches, and sluggish-mindedness afterwards for awhile.

Jerry: Dude, what happened to you? You look exhausted!
Lean: I just had an AP test yesterday, I'm on such a testing hangover..
Jerry: So I guess we ain't hanging out today?
Lean: Hell no, I need more sleep, I wish school were to end, and I have a massive headache!

by Spamalam October 23, 2011

Animal testing

Some weirdass thing people do to make medicine. Pretty cool cuz now you don’t have to die from some random-ass disease but also pretty bad because the cool ass animals get hurt ass because the chemical ass ass is harmful ass. But at least-ass we get-ass pay-ass-back for-ass against rats for causing the black plague-ass

Asses may or may not be my favorite animal but i don’t think they are used in animal testing

by this username sucks October 11, 2021

taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

by g-triangle September 9, 2014

Test Drive

To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.

Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.

by LAJVXO January 5, 2020

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015