when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
Get the squirrel in a headlockmug. A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".
by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011
Get the Squirrel Injectionmug. When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.
I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.
by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022
Get the Butterhorn Squirrelmug. the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021
Get the squirrel uprisingmug. The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.
by IIT41II November 4, 2021
Get the Squirrel Puffinmug. by Tunod81 November 24, 2017
Get the punching the squirrelmug. A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
Get the squirrel daymug.