Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 03, 2024

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 December 08, 2015

dijion mustard gas

the chemical reaction of mustard gas and play-doh used to restore the enviroment

it works

i am dropping a dijion mustard gas in 3 2 1

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

mustard sauce

When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going

Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night

by Boii2499 April 07, 2016

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 18, 2010

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 31, 2018

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 05, 2023