You know John? Yeah I know him, he sniffs 5 grams of cocaine every day, he's a Jungle Junkie.
A: Yo where's my crackpipe? B:Yo man stop bein' a Jungle Junkie
A: Yo where's my crackpipe? B:Yo man stop bein' a Jungle Junkie
by Ebrahim Ian January 30, 2007
a large, unkept, messy, ratty, or otherwise sloppy and/ot messy thatch of hair located anywhere on the human body...usually accompanied by a foul odor.
by Bonia October 25, 2005
Originating in Plainedge. Urine and feces put into a fire extinguisher to be sprayed at unsuspecting people on Halloween.
by Pone-Bone October 31, 2018
A game that black people play also known as "basketball" or simply "hoops" for short. The origins of the game come from African tribes that used a boar skull and put it through a hoop made of boar tusks. Jungle hoop also developed in the ghetto in a similar fashion. Only they used guns and shot each other for possession of the "crack" or "rocks". Currently there is a Jungle Hoop Professional League known as the NBA. In which black people and white people that wish they were black people dress like gangsters and face off. Many criticize the NBA because your ability to make it in the NBA depends greatly on whether or not one has corn rows and tattoos. But everyone knows they just hatin!
by Dr. Davenport January 30, 2009
guys that are majorly full of themselves and think they are good at basketball but most of them really suck
by lindsay123456 August 15, 2008
When you drink the cum from the balls of some ancient hunter gatherer in the Kalahari desert and claim it's some kind of alcohol.
by sontonpontonlontoon March 15, 2017
On the hierarchy of dares, a jungle dare out-trumps them all. Where the dared may not be able to back down from a triple dog dare, to back down from a jungle dare could prove fatal - the jungle is where the dog dares go to die.
Darer: Hey Philip, I dare you to drink my diarrhea juice.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I double dog dare you to lick that cat's anus.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I triple dog dare you to nibble on that squirrel's scrote.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I jungle dare you to make out with that pre-op tranny.
Philip: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. (He then proceeds to make out with the pre-op tranny.)
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I double dog dare you to lick that cat's anus.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I triple dog dare you to nibble on that squirrel's scrote.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I jungle dare you to make out with that pre-op tranny.
Philip: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. (He then proceeds to make out with the pre-op tranny.)
by MrPuffinPoof May 04, 2010