Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.

Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

Is water free?

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice

Is water free?

by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea May 29, 2016

Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Free Robux

Free robux, despite popular demand... is possible to get. Not through the traditionally "Free Robux Generator 2021" but
with a little something called "groups" something like building places or making clothing can easily give you free robux so... yes free robux is achieveable

Person 1: FREE ROBUX 2021 WORKING GLITCH ON ROB(L)UX.com
Person 2: bruh these scam bots getting annoying

by am big big pro January 18, 2022