dinosaur

the best creature to ever exist

whats the best creature to ever exist?

a dinosaur.

by @AnneMarieIsQueen February 25, 2021

Dinosaur

Dinosaur (s) are people who don't know how to work the "gizmos of today".

*key clicks*
(3 seconds later)
*key clicks*
(4 seconds later)
*key clicks*
Man: Gosh, your such a dinosaur!
Grandma: at least I know my grammar.

by Lexy_Boy May 19, 2019

Dinosaur

Dried flower cannabis, as opposed to dabbing or vaping.

"Aw, man, you guys are smokin' dinosaur? It's 2022, get a vape!"

by Cardboard G June 15, 2022

floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.

Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.

by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016

tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie

Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam

by Jane The Virgin June 7, 2018

The Angry Dinosaur

When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.

“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”

by DarthRoxy January 1, 2018

playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.

“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024