the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.

Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!

by Ymetho December 11, 2017

oakdale california

Oakdale bud! Aka The Cowboy Capitol Of The World. Know for the famous H-B Bar, it's yearly rodeo that happens the second weekend in April and Mustangs football

In a crowd (people from Oakdale California yell) Oakdale bud!

by Chad from Oakdale January 3, 2017

California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis

“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”

by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.

"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M

by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017

California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017