Someone who spawned from Kitchener. He/She makes hilarious jokes and fucks bare bitches. They call him/her the Grand River panty wetter because of all the panties this individual this person indirectly soaks. He/She is a nice individual who can cook a mean mac and cheese. If you are a male, make sure to #HideYourTing
by posterrrrrboiii July 11, 2019
If your name is Benjamin Teigen, you must be the a cool, strong, smart and manly person. You are also more mentaly capeable than a normal person.
You might also have a secret life as a superhero, maybe batman
You might also have a secret life as a superhero, maybe batman
by BenyaBoi November 16, 2016
Dude that broke the instagram like feature on first day of internship.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.
by big globeee November 11, 2021
by JNukez December 04, 2020
by Barry verocity August 17, 2022
If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021