Me: Man, Julie and I were going at it the other night, and she gave me a beaver rash!
Him: I hear there is ointment for that!
Him: I hear there is ointment for that!
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Get the Beaver Mattress mug.When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.
Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!
Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.
My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.
My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
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I came home from work on Tuesday and my wife greeted me with a sugar beaver, so that is why I overslept my alarm this morning.
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