January 19

People born on this date tend to lean more to the gay side and love to touch men. But otherwise they are quiet people that mind their own business

I can tell he was born January 19th...

by Bootyontheblock23 October 16, 2019

October 19

National Suck Your Dads Dick Day

-dude it’s october 19 do you know what that means?
-time to get some HEAD

by stephanie18260 October 15, 2019

Covid-19

A quirky little virus that thought it would be a lovely idea to completely fuck over every ones entire year along with a bit of death in between! Oh and someone ate a bat .

Damn Covid-19 is a bitch.

by Veers OG March 16, 2021

COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.

"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 17, 2020

19 February

National hit Julia day and bully your shortest friend.

19 February: National hit Julia day and bully your shortest friend.

Person: *hits Julia and stats bullying his shortest friend
Me: What are you doing!?
Person: It's hit Julia and bully your shortest friend day, do you want to join?
Me: Ok *joins them

You have to bully your shortest friend and hit Julia!

by I'maMcchicken nugget February 16, 2020

covid-19

Covid-19 is a disease that came from a small town in china the town is called Wuhan. Worldwide is 5 mil. There is a chance you could die that is why people are self-isolateing themself

Person:1 I heard Covid-19 cases hit 5 mil! So be careful
Person:2 Really I am self-isolateing my kids and my husband thank you so much for that!
Person:1 no problem call me any time ok?
Person:2 ok bye!
Person:1 bye!

by meh y meh May 22, 2020

COVID-19

A virus that will fuck your shit up.

Pual: Yo Danny, I got COVID-19.

Danny: Awh shit man that'll fuck your shit up.

by venus'cock April 14, 2020