Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.
by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024
Get the Giftmug. A very nice smart beautiful,realistic and gorgeous person,someone who cannot be played with and also a decent human being .
by anonymous October 2, 2023
Get the Giftmug. A person who processes information faster than their peers, and uses this immense power to form indestructible arguments as to why they are a big old piece of garbage.
Bystander: Hey, aren't you that person who is super happy and successful?
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
by Ness246 December 14, 2023
Get the Gifted Kidmug. People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Get the visitors baring giftsmug. The ability to have an interesting conversation with anyone about anything. Usually used by people who think they have it but don't.
by Pedro Barius June 6, 2025
Get the Gift of Gabmug. by hare dogg October 3, 2003
Get the gift hatmug. by Unknown.124hejrk October 14, 2021
Get the Gift Falolamug.