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Textinct

Death from distracted texting driver💀
After the collision, all of the occupants of the vehical's are now textinct.💀
by Muma Bear February 25, 2017
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testing the woodchipper

He was testing the woodchipper.
by MantarayViper March 5, 2017
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Textinlove

When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.
Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!
by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019
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textung

i need grammarly lmao

•A misspelling of texting
She's textung me right now.

(tf is textung)
by Mrs_Magic April 4, 2022
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Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
by Gooselady January 16, 2016
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slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are
We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.
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animal testing

Basically experimenting on animals… Which makes so fucking angry.
That motherfucking ass. He was animal testing on a fucking innocent animal.
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