testicle fortitude

means having balls, bravery, courage

if ya wanna win, u bettah reach down and grab for sum testicle fortitude

by Inflame November 23, 2003

Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

tasticals

small alein life forms used as food

MMMMMmmmm tasticals

by UBERMAN October 3, 2003

testicle stomp

An act of rejection. The male scrotum is placed on a flat and solid surface and another person with strong footgear leaps on it at full power, at best landing with the heel directly on the target.

Usually performed by dominatrixes or outraged boxers (i.e. Mike Tyson).

Sandy puts so much emphasis on her testicle stomp, it really hurts.

I'm gonna eat your children and stomp on their testicles!

by pyro August 9, 2004

testigina

noun.
def: testicles/ vagina

Whoa. That dude probably has a testigina

by Stupid-defs January 30, 2009

Testies

Those who participate in formal testing.

The testies from dicks class were sweating under pressure.

by Rip Cooper March 30, 2009

testicizzle

The part(s) of a mans scrotal sac which spermatizzles are produced and then emptyed into a hizzle's vaginizzle

yo hizzle, u suck my dizzle not my testicizzle, or im-a blow my lizzle (load) in your hair!!

by Irish Brad June 27, 2004