teste-mony

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

by nygs January 15, 2008

The Glass test

A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!

Coach I want to get in shape! Can we run the glass test all the time please!?

by Total-ninety January 13, 2014

taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

by g-triangle September 9, 2014

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015

spoon test

The Spoon Test is a way to check if a person is asleep. If you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you "spoon" them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their buttocks into your groin-ial region. If they writhe away, they are likely awake. If they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. The Spoon Test is a very inaccurate test.

Did you Spoon Test Jerry? I Swear he's faking.

Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.

by Steven Wizzleteats December 16, 2015

Test Drive

To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.

Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.

by LAJVXO January 5, 2020

breastalyzer test

A test conducted, usually by males, to examine the level of voluptuousness of a female's breast. As of the 28th of November in the year of 2012, a woman, at any time, must submit to this examination upon request by a male.

Female: Charlie gave me a breastalyzer test last night
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.

by BillCrocket December 5, 2012