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ted aka teddy weddy is one kf my bffs and rhey can cancel me at any moment but they decide not to
suga: omg ted remeber ur cumbur era
ted: omg no never speak of that era AGAIN!!!! 😡😡😡😡
by sugaboogerstink July 3, 2023
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Son of Ted Bundy

An insult to an person who you think is very devilish. Even more devilish than some of the kids in Supernanny!
by Nino the rapper April 10, 2020
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Fort Ted

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"
by wazzcock September 11, 2022
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Ted Nugent

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."
Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.
by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024
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Ted Nugent

A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.
Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024
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Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia
Fans: “Looking sharp ted”
by SharpTed July 15, 2022
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ted

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.
Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
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