Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.

Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-

by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia February 14, 2012

Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017

The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

by Red samurai October 21, 2021

Book teacher

A teacher of college or high school level who does nothing but teach right out of the book word for word. This kind of teacher is worthless and has no place in or education system.

That teacher sucks, he's a book teacher. teach horrible

by Eatmyassmr.m January 17, 2012

fuckable teacher

A teacher who is so hot that you wanna fuck them.

My art teacher is a fuckable teacher.

by Someoneyouknowbutdont November 17, 2022

Teacher’s Pet

A teacher’s pet is someone that is liked by teachers and is exactly like Craig...they do what they’re asked and have to be the best at everything .

Craig is a teacher’s Pet

by lilboiii💜 May 22, 2019

youtube teacher

Noun. A teacher who shows youtube videos and then simply repeats what the youtube videos said for the rest of the class period.

Youtube clip: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Teacher: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Students: Wow, he is such a youtube teacher.

by User4857 July 25, 2012