Brown Tape

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.

Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"

by Harryiculus March 24, 2020

Trollop of tape worms

A grouping of more than one tape worms..

That's a trollop of tape worms.

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

Duct Tape

The only universal slang. It sticks to what you use it with. It can mean anything you want it to mean, depending on how you say it.

New shoes? Those are duct tape, bro.

You liked ALL of her pics...Bruh.. duct tape.

> I can’t make it tonight, I have to work.
> Damn that’s some duct tape.

> You lying?

> I’m not lying, man, duct tape.

by Espeoh May 20, 2021

toby tape

Another term for electrical tape

Hey bud pass me the Toby tape so I can tape these wires up.

by S3T4L June 10, 2023

Drop The Tape

Let me see the video of you having sex or giving head.

Me: “Drop the tape.”
Her: “Tape?”
Me: “Sex tape.”

by WeLikeCake December 6, 2023