Swinging

When grown men kiss the dope mans ass. They are always agreeing with anything he says. Always spying for him. Always being his golfer. Always laughing at his not funny jokes or rude cut downs.

He is always swinging on the dope man's dick just to get to his sack.

by Ninashroom February 8, 2022

Finger Swing

When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.

Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!

by Xxextentioncord May 30, 2020

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014

Getting High on the Swings

1. Smokin weed while swingin.

2. A phrase someone says to a pothead friend who wants weed but literally swinging high.

2.
Matt: Aaron we're getting high on the swings wanna come?

Aarom: No effing way! I'll be there with the mari j.

Brad: Ya we are gonna get like ten feet up in the air dude!!!!

Jason: Then JUMP!!!!

Aaron: Awwwww

by Brad5o5 July 9, 2009

Swinging space age bachelor man

Richolas Potts from Ride the Cyclone is this

I’m just a swinging space age bachelor man!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER September 6, 2025

noob swing

When a noob (new member) says dumb stuff and need to leave a group. The noob is removed from the group while the members toy with him first.

It is time from Armon Fart's noob swing!

by Noob swinger December 8, 2015

Jeterian Swing

Ground Into Double Play

Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2024