Sweaty Betty

When a man gets disgustingly sweaty and his balls get glued to his legs.

I wish I wore cotton underwear today, now I have a major sweaty betty

by Chester Cheetah June 6, 2023

sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 8, 2023

sweaty meat pocket

A vagina. The hole of sweaty meat. You can put things inside, hence calling it a pocket.

Person A: I heard some people call it a 'sweaty meat pocket'
Person B: What did you just say..?!

by Zephyr88 June 24, 2022

Sweaty Bandit

The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.

After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.

by ArgibaldIII January 15, 2014

Sweaty Shawarma

A fat Arab’s sweaty johnson.

Mohammed: Man, Joseppi you’re really sweaty and stinky. You must have a sweaty shawarma.

Joseppi: I do habibi.

by Strudel Stroker May 12, 2024

Sweaty balls

not washing leaving an awful smell

Katy:omg i have Oscar head he has sweaty balls so stinky!
Jeremy:haha!

by yavavchocobabe September 8, 2020

Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!

Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!

by Golden Rod February 22, 2010