Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 May 12, 2011

Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

spunk junkee

Some one who is addicted to spunk (sperm) like a drug addict is addicted to drugs the spunk junkee likes it dribbling out of all of their holes and loves nothing more that to swallow warm salty sperm

She loves her fanny filling the spunk junkee

by Rainbowparko October 22, 2013

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

Spunk Trunk

Any rear-end (butt, ass, or man hole, etc.) that has been fucked and ejaculated in. Fucked and filled.

After much thrusting and half of a bottle of lube I blew my nut in his spunk trunk.

by PHLbtfckBROS November 28, 2017

Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.

She's a dirty Spunk Vampire.

by King Monkey UK August 13, 2008

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose

Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.

by Jlookeron September 25, 2019