Last night Peter spooked me
by Bigboypeter April 30, 2019
Get the Spooked mug.by Spookiboi123XxX June 11, 2019
Get the Spookiboi123XxX mug.A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.
The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.
by Puddintan3 September 12, 2019
Get the spokesliar mug.Person 1: so what kind of person are you?
Person 2: a Speroking, but i dont wanna talk about it, did i tell you i was an ex furry?
Person 2: a Speroking, but i dont wanna talk about it, did i tell you i was an ex furry?
by Speroking.exe January 1, 2020
Get the speroking mug.by Speroking.exe January 1, 2020
Get the speroking mug."whoa! My ass hurts so bad from getting fucked by my girlfriend."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."
by nibbernibber niblerman January 7, 2020
Get the spokane mug.A term used to describe a person who is weird but doesn't accept their weirdness and instead tries to fit in and be normal. A marker of a Spook would be that if they turned out to be a lizard in disguise you wouldn't be overly surprised.
Spook: 'Hey broski... you want to go and grab a... beer, at the local bar?'
You: 'You don't drink and would rather be at the cinema, wanna do that instead?'
Spook: 'No, no... I really wanna be out with the boys.' *Produces a 'Me and boys' meme*
You: 'You're such a spook.'
You: 'You don't drink and would rather be at the cinema, wanna do that instead?'
Spook: 'No, no... I really wanna be out with the boys.' *Produces a 'Me and boys' meme*
You: 'You're such a spook.'
by manlikescotty February 7, 2020
Get the Spook mug.