Start spreading the cheese

Share cheese with people

Hey give me cheese it is national “start spreading the cheese” day

by Pelley November 4, 2020

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Whore-spread

The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.

"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"

by Stallser November 8, 2011

Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

spreading

when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.

this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).

bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.

by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024

liquid spread

A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex

dawg i just caused a liquid spread

There might be some liquid spread in my polos

by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019