Jesus Christ Sponge 

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

Jesus Christ Sponge by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Busted Like A Sponge 

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.

1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?

Busted Like A Sponge by TheFlameX March 25, 2010

cheese the sponge 

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

cheese the sponge by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

Left-handed Sponge 

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

Left-handed Sponge by seanmft April 23, 2014

talk no sponge 

Giving it to someone straight

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.

talk no sponge by Sponge talker September 8, 2017

squeezing the sponge 

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

squeezing the sponge by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

The Freshman sponge 

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout

She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole

The Freshman sponge by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018