sploof

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by cheese August 25, 2003

Sploof

1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Wow, sarah. You must be really horny because your panties are soaked in sploof.

by K-kun September 23, 2008

Sploof

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof

by Lookitup1 February 18, 2010

Squiggly Splooge

(noun) - dried sperm in a women's hair after sex

girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"

by jpeps November 29, 2011

Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"

by Flinky November 8, 2007

Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!

by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004

sploot

Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole

OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf

by The Sploot DOG www.touchofdeath.tk January 27, 2005