The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
Get the No Splash, No Gashmug. soccer tourney and you just want a splash in your drink, wombat water park; I dunno & the name of a lake
Aye, why don’t you give me a little wanly splash in my soda!
One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”
I am wambly splashed.
The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…
One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”
I am wambly splashed.
The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…
by græp May 8, 2024
Get the wambly splashmug. by dmoney676 October 9, 2008
Get the [Splash]mug. A back splash is when you're taking a dump, and the crap makes a splash and hits you in the anus.
Usually very cold water unless you've peed in it and warmed it up.
Usually very cold water unless you've peed in it and warmed it up.
by PileOTaters December 10, 2016
Get the Back Splashmug. When you’re taking a massive and the piss water splashes up at your ass making you feel uncomfortable.
by ThatAssSplashGuy March 6, 2021
Get the Ass Splashmug. When you are so thirsty and take a sip of water and your lips don’t hit the glass you just splash mouthed
You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth
You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth
When Steve got up to the staged he splash mouthed before beginning his set as lead singer of his band
by Sbaldy October 13, 2018
Get the Splash mouthmug. When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
Get the Splash and dashmug.