semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semened

The act of releasing sperm. Often used to describe the mating procedures of mermaids.

The merman semened on the mereggs.

by Tuffs May 9, 2014

Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016

Semen bath

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button

“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath

by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018

Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021

semen

Male Ejaculate.

Excuse me Reverend, I have semen in my butt

by Charles Pratt August 18, 2010

Semen Spells

The act of casting spells on somebody using ejaculation from the penis. Often, people dress up as wizards and witches and engage on casting semen spells on each other. The effect of a semen spell to the face can result in blindness/blurred vision, seeing white spots, or having a weird taste in your mouth. If a semen spell is casted upon a female's vagina, this can and will cause pregnancy. BE WARNED: You MUST be experienced before casting semen spells on others, they can be very messy, and dangerous.

Whoa, he just launched some crazy semen spells all over that ho', that's one experienced wizard!

by DANKNISS January 8, 2012