DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 03, 2018
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Slurpee

Some chav
You're a slurpee
by NOT CatCat March 27, 2020
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Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.
Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?
by Yuriality July 09, 2021
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slurp chug

A noise made when your lips suction on a cup. Definetly not fucking pleasant.
Bro, teach me how to slurp Chug like that!
by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 04, 2020
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slurp monster

“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 03, 2024
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Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus
E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.
by Schmorgan June 09, 2018
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Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
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