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A slut, whore, and a bitch all rolled up into one.
You were right, that ex-girlfriend of mine was a filthy slortch.
Slortch by andyomega July 21, 2010
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A really old lady who live in their son in laws house and never leaves her room except to eat.
"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"
sloth by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007
That girl with herpes has a nasty slooch.
Slooch by Mundi Kufu September 28, 2003
A next generation hybrid combination of a slut(everyday whore) and a bitch,(you know the ones that dont let you watch football on sundays and harass you with constant nagging)fe-male.
She looked like a nice girl, but after a late nite of
random insults and a great blowjob, I realized she was a total slitch.
slitch by Savory Gusto January 24, 2008

SlothJob 

When a person has a serious hand deformity but uses it to their advantage in order to give an award worthy hand job. Normally the person suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis or Macrodactyly.
Even though Monica's rheumatoid arthritis makes it look like she is constantly throwing up gang signs, I'm able to look past it because she is able to give a killer SlothJob.
SlothJob by JKWeb August 5, 2011
man that really not odd but really scotch
scotch by greggie September 5, 2006