yeet-a-skeet

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend
Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!
by All.in.brov June 19, 2018
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beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities
1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.
by Randy December 06, 2004
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Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.
She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .
by Buttermaker March 06, 2008
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skeeted out

that last bump got her all skeeted out
by hattrick November 06, 2006
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Gambit skeet

A super power which gives a nod to the X-man Gambit. Although rather than charging cards with his elusive explosive power, this ability refers to the idea of throwing your skeet on someone(thing) and having it explode.

Specifically refers to making a fake 'jerking it' hand gesture and then throwing your skeet, which then proceeds to explode. It should be known that a gambit skeet is not complete without a sound effect to go along with the skeeting action.
Somebody makes a stupid comment and you gambit skeet all over them, effectively rendering their comment null and void.
by Ty Rock February 19, 2007
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skeet

To go from anal to mouth is to be known as a skeet situation. It means nasty.
by P0masa April 23, 2004
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tweet skeet

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
by suyinmei August 22, 2009
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