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shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.
that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.
by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010
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shifting

another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop
michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"
by Sonic (london bre August 26, 2005
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testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure
mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window
by darth cooper February 19, 2010
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Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.
Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too
by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019
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shitstink

1. the odor of shit. shitstink can be mostly found in toilets although is often generated through farting. especially after curry. shitstink is only truly a bad sign when gaping is involved
the shitstink in here could kill goldfish
by vojtart April 27, 2006
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Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
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Going Shitting

Grabbing your car, three buddies, and proceeding to drive around downtown with all the windows down screeming verbal abuse at people, started with things as simple as "shit", gravitating to things like "how much", to girls of corners; then finally proceeding to gauge their reactions
I am so bored, dude, we're going shitting, I wanna verbally own some a-holes
by Cloughszbest September 21, 2008
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