Shittins

Disposable gloves to have by the toilet to put on before you wipe your ass with tissue to make sure you don't get any shit on your fingers.

I need to take a crap, but I need my Shittins.

by Kyle Scoops November 16, 2017

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018

Shittingles

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.

'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019