A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.
p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
by Feist4321 November 26, 2007
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Get the banjo swinger mug.A person who, by nature of their status or job, expesses their views in mass media without attempting to back up their assertions. Usually their assertion includes fairly incindiary accusations against someone or some political position they do not like. In other words, they make up something and say it on the air or in print with no proof or at best, very poorly constructed reasoning. These people can be professionally paid to provide opinions or simply be trying to push public opinion away from their political opposition.
Well-known Opinion-slingers: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly, Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, Tom Delay, Ralph Nader
by MasonsGhost March 8, 2010
Get the Opinion-slinger mug.Where a person is hit over the head so hard by a guitar, that it snaps in half, and the guitar strings whip them. Very painful.
Person #1: Where's Carl?
Person #2: Oh, he's still in agony over that Six String Stinger I gave him last week.
Person #1: Ouch.
Person #2: Oh, he's still in agony over that Six String Stinger I gave him last week.
Person #1: Ouch.
by Devvy996 February 26, 2011
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PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"
PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"
PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".
PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"
PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".
by the.other.guy September 22, 2010
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by wizuvrithm January 13, 2011
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