Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

Salmon Rushdie

Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.

Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.

Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick

by Hottysauce November 20, 2021

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

Salmon Breath

Salmon Breath is the taste/smell you are left with after eating a chick out

also known as pussy breath

yo paddy you got salmon breath, you ain't hitting the Zaza

by jizzgobbler November 1, 2022